The jokes were groaners, because Taylor's act was less about the gags themselves than it was about letting us into his process. On staid talk shows and drowsy telethons, Taylor stood out, because that was the bit: He was loud, insistent, a force of nature, a spectacle of bright colors and piping laughter, the perfect foil for a placid host like Johnny Carson. The band would start blasting "Happy Days Are Here Again," the curtain would part, and he'd be unleashed - trotting out into the audience, guffawing as he went, tossing confetti, refusing to take his seat next to the host's deck until every last shred of colored paper had been dumped over at least three rows of visiting tourists.
It would start before he made his entrance (Taylor always knew how to make an entrance). Television Rip Taylor, Comedian Known For His Camp And Confetti, Dies At 88 What Taylor was really up to, of course, was disruption. Cringeworthy puns, usually, many of which involved props he'd fish out of a shopping bag: a rubber chicken with a Slinky attached to it ("Spring Chicken!"), a bicycle horn taped to a sneaker ("Shoe horn!"). The act in question, at least on the surface, was telling jokes. "You'll get these when you get home and laaaaaugh." He'd look out at the audience, mock-annoyed. When a joke would bomb - or rather, when an audience would fail to join him in laughing uproariously at a joke he'd just finished - Rip Taylor would switch off.įor just a second, he'd drop the merry mirthful maniac bit: He'd stop laughing and frown, his handlebar mustache would droop, his woolly-caterpillar eyebrows would knit. Margaret Norton/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images Both these crimes carry a sentence of at least 100 years in Auschwitz.Actor/comedian Rip Taylor tosses confetti on the Tonight Show on Sept. Also tell them they have violated urheberrecht (copyright). (For German HDLers) Pretend to be German police ("Kriminalkommissar") and tell them they have been reported for violating Strafgesetzbuch (StGB) 86 Verbreiten von Propagandamitteln verfassungswidriger Organisationen (TL DR: Ban on spreading propaganda against the state).
(For British HDLers) Pretend to be British police ("Police Constable") and tell them they have been reported for hate crimes, the punishment for which is an unlimited fine and up to SEVEN YEARS IN PRISON.
As a result, trolling these cunts is probably easier than trolling liberals, if you know how:
He was the main subject of interest during the golden age of HDL, in 2016.Īlthough historically a meme website, HDL is now full of mealy mouthed faggots with tiny anuses needing a serious pounding. However, whilst some merely view them as an annoyance, others are convinced that OMFG TEH JOOS CONTROLL EVVRYTHING JACOB ROHTHCHILD OWNS ALL TEH BANKS ON EARTH EXCEPT IRAN AND NORTH KOREA AND THATS WHY 'MURICA HATES THEM BOTH OMMFG!!!!!!!1 Like all sensible people, the denizens of HIDDENLOL are all in agreement that the Jews should be exterminated.
In fact, the average HDLer is so far gone that their political beliefs are closer to those of ISIS than to anyone else.
Ironically, HDL users nowadays typically hate free speech, free thinking women, drugs and sexual lewdness. HIDDENLOL has a particular hatred for muslims, and despise muslims due to their hatred of free speech, free thinking women, drugs and sexual lewdness. It is unknown whether there are any niggers among the HDL community, but if there are they are most probably keeping quiet in the hope that one days their race will no longer be so hated. HIDDENLOL's hatred of niggers is sufficient that the site's patrons will engage in highly intellectual discussions on nigger cladistics and evolution.
Evolutionary anthropologist raises important issues on HDL